Saturday, April 5, 2008

Thank the Lord for George Washington Carver!

What happens when you let a four year old chew a piece of gum and then forget to make sure she spits it out at some point?



This picture isn't doing justice, but as you can see from Anna's very remorseful expression, the gum gets in her hair. Her hair that you can't bear to cut because it took four whole years (you know, her entire life) to grow that long in the first place. A friend recommended trying the old peanut butter method, so before cutting off her half-curly hair, I decided to give it a go:





It took quite a while. After several minutes of having to stand still, Anna started to get pretty whiney and I told her, "Well, you're the one who put the gum in your hair, and this is the price you've got to pay." She got still again, but a couple of minutes later, she burst into tears. I asked her what was wrong and she said, "But I don't want to give you all my money!" (All $5 of it.) To which I replied, "What are you talking about? I never said you had to give me your money!" "But you said I have to pay the price!" Don't you love how literal kids are?





A few minutes later, her hair seemed to be free and clear of all signs of ABC gum. (Flashback to elementary school- remember Already-Been-Chewed?)



Next was, of course, off to the shower. Again, have you ever seen such genuine repentance?




And voila! A still long-haired Anna, clean and ready for bed!
This whole experience got me thinking - what other old wives type tales actually work? I know there are like 3 whole people who read this silly little blog, but if you've got a tried & true tip of some sort, I'd love to hear!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

If ever you get a bean stuck up your nose too far for a tweezer to reach just have a loved one blow black pepper in your face! This one has worked for me twice! (Well, not me but two different kids.)

Unknown said...

This one made me unexpectedly laugh out load, (and I was there to actually witness it)! Great rendering of the story!

Anonymous said...

That's our Anna! I love it.

Krista Sanders said...

Unbelievable!! GREAT account of this almost "tradedy"!

Crystal said...

*GASP* That was close!!!

Anonymous said...

Haha
I love that kiddo!!!
Can't wait for the party!
- Heather

Ami said...

We're waiting.........

That was supposed to be written in a sing-songy voice reminiscent of Jack in 'The Shining' but it is so hard to get tones across in writing.

So, anything new to say? I have been trying to post when I think of it whether is meaningful or not. :) New habits and all......

Tammy said...

I'm officially becoming a blog commenter today. Where's your next one, my friend?